Friday, April 30, 2010

KoNfLiKzZz!!

ukeh.. hii...
cter brmula dr ary kames..
or can be said, SPOTCHECK NIGHT!!
ukeh.. mlm td mlm jumaat..
so, mlm td skula ak bwt pengajian Al-Quran..
cz ktorunk na mncpi khatam individually in 3 months..

mlm td after maghrib, ak
pegi ke blok akademik tok mgaji..
in my team..
kump lancar.. 5th team..
wif hajar n amoy..
badar ak = fm 4.. Dayang!

ak bce2 ngn amoy, PKP skola..
ak mmg rpt ngn dy cz dy uh bini boy..
so, scre tdk lgsg, dy rpt ngn ak..
ttbe, bdk dorm ak msok kluz ak elok2 lps ak abeh bce Quran..
mgamuk ta tntu psl..
ak predict stu bnde bruk brlaku...
ttbe, ak dgar org bisik2, ade spotcheck ater maghrib td..
y pling best,...
DORM AK BE THE FIRST!!
101A!

ukeh, ak dok lua cz tanak cter sal bdk dorm ak kantoi dpn amoi..
amoi da lme bg ktorunk nasht spye ta bwt bnde2 uh..
n den, kami kantoi!!
amoi da mle tkut tgk ak ta sng duduk..
yer r..
membe2 ak sndiri kantoi bai!!

ak dgar ura2...
rmi kte BUDAK DORM AKU jadi PUNCA spotcheck..
nmembe dorm ak BALL-A-CHEE y kaitkn n gtaw sume org y bwk hp kt ckgu..
so, ak pelik..
myb yer..
n myb not..

pas uh, ak dga bdk2 maki membe2 dorm ak y dktekn BALL-A-CHEE..
actually, ak ase was2 tang tuh..
cz dorm ktorunk mmg ta ske ball-a-chee.. Im sorry...
have to say..

pas uh, announcement soh kami blik solat Isyak!
ak blik dgn aty berat...
ape y trjd???
ak tgk aspuri da terang..
after Isyak, tros ak blik..
sasa pn cuak c dy 101B.. kne attack gak..
den...
kami blik..
stuck dpn pgr..
n.. ckgu pggil stu2 dorm msok..
ak dgar, "101B.. msok.."
den,... "101A.. msok.."
ak msok mlintasi ckgu Fadzillah..
yes! my +math teacher..

den, ak tgh perilaku wardens..
ouh..
bdk dorm ak..
tulun la ckp y korunk slmt..

den, ak nmpk madihah tga bce paper..
ade pla kt page tuh laptop2 n notebook2 y cun meyh..
akpn lyn page paper uh ngn madi..
den, ckgu fazilah ckp 101A ley blik while
taiko Lin tga mrh tang 202A..
ak mule cuak ble tgk membe2 dorm ak mke panaz..

ak msok dorm..
ttbe farahana as KD, mule brsuara mrh spe y bwk hp..
n kantoi..
sume kne mrh..
den, ak tercerita kt sue n others ape ura2 y ak dengar..
which is our own dormmates jd BALL-A-CHEE..
n ttbe POOOFFF!!! mletup..
rpe2nyer kabar berita y ak dengar TOTALLY LAIN GILER..
ah!!!
membe2 ak nye nme da bruk mcm tuh je..

xplaination!!!!
apa y sbnrnyer brlaku..
member dorm ak : "AMALINA" pening kepala n dok dlm dorm ak..
dy accompanied by "AZMIERA"..
TANPA BERMAIN MESEJ DLM DORM!!
da bgtaw mpp..
ckgu noraini ttbe msok n ckp "SAYA NA SPOTCHECK DORM"
iena mle cuak cz dy mmg bwk..
dy mule2 ta ngaku..
den, ckgu slongkar!
kantoi!! dpt stu......

k!
xplaination d cni..
AMALINA BUKAN PUNCA JD SPOTCHECK..
klu dy ta kantoi pn, ckgu ttp na spotcheck...
so, tulun la..
dy bkn BALL-A-CHEE..

lg stu..
psl "ZAIDAH"..
org kte dy kaitkn nme GOMEZ n QM...
actually, dy kaver kn tok bbrpe bdk len..
dan bdk dorm..
sbb dy sggup bg hp trsyg dy sbb DY TANAK BDK
DORM N BBRPE BDK Y TA BRSLH KNE DEMERIT..
DY TANAK ORG LEN TRLIBAT SAMA..
dn dy ta kaitkn nme GOMEZ..
Gomez trkena sbb dy in charge kt QM..
ckgu sgje attack QM cz Zaidah sorok kt ctu..
dn ZAIDAH TOTALLY TATAW Y ADA ORG LEN LTK KT CTU..
the end...
ZAIDAH BKN PUNCA..
sumpa! wardens taon nie hbt..
dorunk sggup pegi jmpe outsiders na tgk hp y insiders bg kt dorunk,
outsiders bg blik ary jumaat tuh n dsoal siasat..
ckup bijak..

psl len2, ak tataw...
y pntg, membe dorm ak bkn BALL-A-CHEE..
sori to say..
bdk dorm ak bkn cm uh..
bkn brt sblh, sue ckp bnde y sme..
mereka menyaksikan dgn mata kpala mereka sndiri..

skian, timer kasih...

ukeh..
off topic psl skula..
ad bbrpe pristiwa best ary nie..
ak blik nek bus..
trpksa brimpit2 n JAGA SUE cz dy 1st tyme nek bus..
ahaha..

den, nek ktm n smpi sg blow dgn madihah n hajar smpi KL..
ak pla blik tros g d store..
mkn KFC..
jmpe kak jue..
senior silat ak dluh2...
membe bek ex angah dluh2..
den pegi shupping..
ak dpt bju bru..
wane putih as base n hitam corak2 prkataan..
n legging bru..
mama da gntikan smula legging ak...
yeh!
pas uh, ak da aim stu dress uh..
bpk chumeyl siot..
pergh~ na beli ar nnty..

den, ak blik n mndi..
boosh splash!!!
den, ak na g solat maghrib nmpk mama tga men2 ngn NONET..
hahah..
lwk!
NONET MINUM AIR KT MULUT MAMA..
MMG GELI TP, SMART...
hahah...


den, mlm sket, ayh blik..
hahha...
riuh...
bising n blagak y dy bru pegi tgk TEATER MUZIKAL TERATAK MINANG
at ISTANA BUDAYA...
DOK DEPAN..
hrga tiket RM120 sorunk..
dy brdua ngn mama pergi..
TENGOK TEATER LIVE!!!!
ARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

ak mnt gler ngn teater...
ampeh!
ak y brangan dlm dorm jd plakon teater,...
even teater JANGAN BUNUH RAMA-RAMA...
parents ak da pegi da...
wlupn mereka ta mnt...
eleh, PAK NGAH sponsor..
klu ta, tadenyer dorunk na pergi.. ahahaha!!
mntg2 PAK NGAH membe dyorunk..
ta achi...
ayh bleyh pule kte.. "ala, ca.. ayh lpe ko la.. len kali
ayh bwk ko eyh! ko ta ckp y ko leyh blik smlm!" adeh~ :((

hahha..
dah!
tu je..
cter tok kali nie..
ouh yer..
tentatif bru akn ditukar cz mmg slh tentatif tuh..
ahahha...
k lar..
nyte~ :)